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Road Trippin…The Life And Times Of A Comic On The Run

Road Trippin is a peek behind the curtain of a comedian on the road, making strangers laugh while trying to deal with his demons…female fans.  In this book, Jeff Hodge, a veteran stand-up comic, talks about his road experiences; events that “civilians” could never truly imagine. 

However, as Jeff takes his readers on this journey of fun and laughter, one begins to wonder; do the highs outweigh the lows?  Does the fun top the danger?  And what does it all mean when the stage lights are turned off and the next city waits?
Perfect Bound Softcover: $18.95

Ebook:                           $.99

Autographed copies:       $23.00
101+ Ways To Keep A Man

  1. Don’t take advice from a woman that don’t have a man, can’t get a man or can’t keep a man.  (Misery likes company.)

  2. When a man says leave him alone, leave him alone.  (Don’t read more into the situation than it calls for.)

  3. Don’t ask questions you really don’t want the answers to.  (Does my butt look big in this dress?
Perfect Bound Softcover: $11.95

Ebook:                           $6.00

Autographed copies:       $15.00
101+ Ways to Tell When the Relationship Is Over

  1. He moves and doesn’t give you his new address.

  2. You start going though his cell history to see who he has been talking to.

  3. He gives you an STD!
Perfect Bound Softcover: $11.95

Ebook:                           $6.00

Autographed copies:       $15.00
101+ Ways To Tell If The Person You’re Dating Is Crazy

  1. He asks you to marry him after the first three dates.
  2. You meet him at a mental institute.

  3. He has several restraining orders against him.
Perfect Bound Softcover: $11.95

Ebook:                           $6.00

Autographed copies:       $15.00
101+ Ways To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket

A collection of funny excuses and stories that former students of Jeff’s comedy traffic school classes have used to get out of moving violations over the years.
To order, contact Jeff for copies.

Autographed copies:       $15.00
Pet Peeves- Things That Tick-Me Off About Driving

Everyone who has ever driven a car should read this book. Not only does it tell you how to deal with your pet peeves, but it does so in a humorous way. You’re sure to get a laugh (or more life insurance) when you read what some motorists have done in life-threatening situations.
To order, contact Jeff for copies.

Autographed copies:       $15.00
101+ Ways To Stay Awake when On The Road

A collection of funny ways former students of Jeff’s traffic classes have used to stay awake when they found themselves nodding of behind the wheel.
To order, contact Jeff for copies.

Autographed copies:       $15.00